[ This is supposed to be going to one of Matt's actual partners. For all that Matt's more familiar with Grindr than many other forms of social media, he doesn't actually send unsolicited nudes as a rule.
And this one's pretty tasteful, as these things go: Matt is sprawled on his bed, covers rucked up over his hips. The emerald lotus tattoo over his heart is fully visible, while the half-monkey, half-man figure winding around his right hip vanishes beneath the snowy white duvet. His head is turned away from the camera, a smile on his face that's somewhere between bashful and exhilarated. ]
L'hiver, nous irons dans un petit wagon rose Avec des coussins bleus. Nous serons bien. Un nid de baisers fous repose Dans chaque coin moelleux.
[ The one interesting thing is the overhead angle on this shot. It's surprisingly pro, almost like he got someone else to take the photo. Or maybe has a drone??
( hao, for all of his bravado and popularity back at home, has β kind of accidentally become a loner in this place. maybe it's the lack of social hierarchy: you're either a balfour, or you're not. either way, hao spends a lot of time dodging some beefy green-haired dude at the gym who lowkey intimidates him with his presence alone, daydreams about murder, ponders the merits of trying to get enough of the weirdos here together for a makeshift baseball game.
it's a pleasant surprise when his ancient brick of an iphone dings with a message β and honestly, he kind of expects it to be koby. it's an even more pleasant surprise when hao opens message and sees a whole lot of tl;dr but also a picture that's pretty, uh ... pretty. )
[ Matt grins at the answering ping, relatively confident that his overture will be well received. His smile dims as he reads the message, and it's hard to say what he's more baffled over: no comprendo or the use of u to mean you.
(Listen, between Luci, Louis, Daniel, and Alia, most of the people he texts these days have life experience that puts them over the age of 65.)
His gaze flickers to the user name attached to the text thread. Which is about when puzzlement blanches to pure horror. ]
why r u apologizing lolol i wouldnt apologize for artsy tasteful nudes u did good
( yeah, it wasn't supposed to be for him, obviously, but it's still enough to get a wide smile out of him.
and because he's generous as fuck, hao will even let him see it in the form of his own selfie. this one is definitely less planned and definitely less pretty, but still. it's from the mouth down, all five million of his pearly whites on display in a wolfish grin, a hand curled into his t-shirt to pull it up and show off his torso β which is nothing super crazy, just a little bit of ab definition, the waistband of his stereotypical grey sweatpants just barely in frame. )
thx thats what every person luvs 2 hear when they send tasteful nudes 2 a hot guy πΆ
( he's not even remotely as butthurt as he sounds, but hao loves fucking with people way too much. time to see what mr. gorgeous floofy hair has to say β which will definitely say just as much about him as his coy little thirst trap does. )
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un: twiggy - christens the inbox with nonsense
And this one's pretty tasteful, as these things go: Matt is sprawled on his bed, covers rucked up over his hips. The emerald lotus tattoo over his heart is fully visible, while the half-monkey, half-man figure winding around his right hip vanishes beneath the snowy white duvet. His head is turned away from the camera, a smile on his face that's somewhere between bashful and exhilarated. ]
L'hiver, nous irons dans un petit wagon rose
Avec des coussins bleus.
Nous serons bien. Un nid de baisers fous repose
Dans chaque coin moelleux.
[ The one interesting thing is the overhead angle on this shot. It's surprisingly pro, almost like he got someone else to take the photo. Or maybe has a drone??
(The real answer: levitation spell.) ]
seasons the inbox with even more stupidity
it's a pleasant surprise when his ancient brick of an iphone dings with a message β and honestly, he kind of expects it to be koby. it's an even more pleasant surprise when hao opens message and sees a whole lot of tl;dr but also a picture that's pretty, uh ... pretty. )
no comprendo
u look comfy
no subject
(Listen, between Luci, Louis, Daniel, and Alia, most of the people he texts these days have life experience that puts them over the age of 65.)
His gaze flickers to the user name attached to the text thread. Which is about when puzzlement blanches to pure horror. ]
oh my god
I am so sorry
no subject
i wouldnt apologize for artsy tasteful nudes
u did good
( yeah, it wasn't supposed to be for him, obviously, but it's still enough to get a wide smile out of him.
and because he's generous as fuck, hao will even let him see it in the form of his own selfie. this one is definitely less planned and definitely less pretty, but still. it's from the mouth down, all five million of his pearly whites on display in a wolfish grin, a hand curled into his t-shirt to pull it up and show off his torso β which is nothing super crazy, just a little bit of ab definition, the waistband of his stereotypical grey sweatpants just barely in frame. )
there we're even
( barely. )
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You have a nice smile.
[ For a guy with trust issues, Matt sure has no sense of what might constitute a warning sign. He's also super easy to take to second locations. ]
no subject
( he's not even remotely as butthurt as he sounds, but hao loves fucking with people way too much. time to see what mr. gorgeous floofy hair has to say β which will definitely say just as much about him as his coy little thirst trap does. )
no subject
ahem
but yes, your pic is very tasteful, while also providing me with a lot of inspiration