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i was only making frendly conversation 🙄 besides im p sure u dont have 2 do anything at all 2 get stabbed in this place l8ly if u havent noticed im not scared of hyunsu lol ill kill him myself next time i c him

You definitely weren't, and I don't even need to have been there to know THAT. Yes. I've noticed. Could you please wait until the murder game is over before trying to stab or be stabbed? As a special favor? [He's about to have a nervous breakdown, Hao, pls.]

ill let u in on a lil secret koby i am pretty fuckin hard 2 kill u dont have 2 worry abt me 💖💕💞💖💞💕💓💗💞💖

There are at least 15 "hard to kill" people currently dead. Take the compliment of me being worried about you before I get too irritated and tell you to walk into the lake, Hao.

( gOd Pissy Koby is so fucking funny!!! ) compliment taken 😇😘😘 ftr i would b very pissed off if som1 killed u n i would avenge u

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[It always takes him so gd long to read Hao’s stupid messages...oh wait he's being. Sweet? Sweet.]

Well, I'd hope so. Nobody else here knows how to dye hair. But I don't think I'm in any danger of dying.

( he's giving koby a ✨cultural education✨ ok )

cute lol 🙄🙄 what makes u so sure huh i thought every1 was fair game blah blah blah

[He's giving him a headache!!!!]

You're not arguing. Your cuticles looked bad too, we should fix that. Nobody's going to take your death threats seriously if you have ragged nails. It's not strategically sound. I don't have a role, I haven't spoken out too loudly against anyone who'd want to kill me to silence me.

strategicly sound lol im p sure a bunch of the ppl who were killed werent any1 too important so they prob wouldnt b considered strategicly sound either but that didnt stop it from happening ur v cute when ur negging me if u wanna hold my hand that bad u couldve just said 😘

They were important to the people who lost them. And many of them had roles in the game. How much attention have you actually been paying to things, anyway? I'm not nagging! Negging? That's not a word. Are you offering to hold my hand?

eh depends on the day im just saying boring ppl r just as suseptible 2 getting killed like the chick who got shot @ the piano or the one that fell out the window super lame at least if u die dont be lame abt it negging is totes a word its when ur being a dick to some1 bc u like them like the boys in my class who used 2 pull girls pigtails or w/e ur negging me bc u said my cuticles r shitty and ugly!!! and yes but just kno im only offering bc ur asking in a very cute n funny way

If I die I'll make sure to prioritize not dying in a lame way, just for you, Hao. I see. It must be a your world thing. I don't mind if that's the motivation. I'm going insane without my haki, I feel like I'm going to disappear or explode or something if I'm not holding onto someone.

💕✨romantic✨💕 sounds like a date lolol ill hold ur hand and u can tell me abt w/e the fuck haki is n maybe we can jerk off or smth together ✨✨✨✨

It definitely isn't that, at all. But I guess? It's like ESP, emotion and presence sensing or something. I only just started learning it when I arrived here, but it's been blocked all month. Well I guess practice is the only way you're gonna get better at THAT.

[Brat!!!]

fuckin brat 😂😂

( hao briefly thought koby was picking up on his slang and abbreviations only to remember that ESP has a different definition... heartbreaking. 💔 )

excuse u i was planning on stroking my own dick tyvm mutual masturbation is v popular at college amongst closeted jocks u want me to listen to u AND hold ur hand AND jerk u off AND jerk myself off??? ur asking 4 a lot

I am not. You're just overly sensitive. Maybe I am. Are you telling me no? I can ask someone else. If you think it's too much for you to manage, Hao. 🥰

[He is, in fact, being a brat and he knows it and it feels -- like a release, like a weight that's lifted away. Like he's back in Otherworld getting pressed against the wall and fucked senseless, maybe.]

ur sooooo fuckin needy im perfectly capable fyi u kno u dont wanna ask som1 else ud b sad and id b sad

I'm not needy! I just know what I want, that's all. Do you? I think you should prove that I shouldn't. I think you should come over. Or at least tell me what you're wearing.

[Sext him, if you aren't a lil bitch.]

theres alot of things i want 😏

( sexting?! oh, the scandal. )

im wearing sweatpants and a hoodie w 😱 nothing underneath 😱😱😱

Why are you making that face at me. That's a scary face.

its a gasp!!! shock n awe n scandlized or w/e i swear ur an alien from anothr planet 👽

I'm from the East Blue, we don't have phones there. 😤😤😤 I can use emojis too, see? 😒🙄😠🦭

i was gonna say i was proud of u 4 adapting but wtf is that last thing 😭😭😭💀

A seal. I like seals. I used to be one, sort of.

[We've lost the sexting plot entirely here.]

( aren't you so glad you texted hao in this moment of extreme fear and despair?? )

lmaoooo what the hell does that even mean!!

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